Official Certificate of Lethal Hands

In a court of law? Probably not. This is not a "License to Kill," but it does provide an official-looking paper trail documenting your dangerous potential. It’s not a legal contract; it’s a warning label.


Yes. In fact, it's your moral responsibility if you know someone who has earned the right to be registered. You provide the name; we provide the classification. Just remember: once they are in the Registry, it’s a lifetime burden of being a legend. Their hands are now a matter of historical record and they can no longer claim "ordinary" status. From here on out, those hands are officially recognized assets.


The Official Certificate of Lethal Hands is a statement piece, issued on premium 11" x 14" archival paper designed to last generations. This isn't a standard flyer; it’s a document of historical record. To give your classification the gravitas it deserves, we recommend a 16" x 20" frame with a custom mat. Anything smaller would be an insult to the "Order of the Committee" and to your lethal hands.

Then you are a double threat. The Registry classifies the Registrant, not just the limb. If you’ve achieved "Lethal" status, it covers the whole package—left, right, and everything in between. No need to pay twice; one entry covers both weapons.



The Committee moves with precision and speed.


• Digital Registry Entries: Dispatched via encrypted channels within 24 hours.

• Physical Documentation: Printed records with the gold-foil Registry Seal are dispatched via standard courier within 7 business days. Quality of this caliber cannot be rushed.

• Digital: Instant validation. You receive your entry in the Registry archives and a high-resolution, secure PDF for immediate proof of status along with entry into the official record. Ideal for the modern operative who needs their credentials accessible at a moment’s notice.

• Printed: In addition to the digital file and registry entry, you receive your luxury 11" x 14" archival certificate with our official gold-foil seal, mailed to your door. If you want to drop a heavy folder on a desk to make a point, go printed. This is the version that belongs in a frame, not a file.