International Registry of Lethal Hands
The gift for the man who has everything
The Gift He'll Actually Brag About.
An official certificate registering his hands as lethal weapons. His name, a gold foil seal, ready to frame.
Printed ships in 24 hours · Free shipping
My husband still talks about this gift and brags about his ‘Lethal Hands’
Rachel Kiely, Verified Buyer
How it works
You File. We Make It Official.
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You register him
Enter his name and where to send it. He doesn't need to know.
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We make it official
His name is printed on archival stock, sealed in gold foil, and logged with his own Registry number.
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He gets it
The digital copy arrives within hours. The printed certificate ships within 24 hours.
What he receives
Paperwork He'll Actually Hang Up.
- Printed certificate, 11 × 14, standard frame size
- His name in full calligraphic script
- Hand-applied gold foil seal
- His own Registry number, permanently logged
- High-res digital copy, delivered within hours
Timing
It Gets There in Time.
- Ships in 24 hours Printed certificates leave within a day of your order.
- Digital within hours A high-res copy lands in your inbox the same day.
- Free shipping On every printed certificate, worldwide.
Cutting it close? The digital copy arrives within hours, so you have something to hand him on the day.
Questions
Before You File
Is this real?
It's a novelty gift certificate from the International Registry of Lethal Hands, with his name, a gold foil seal, and his own Registry number. Over 400 hands registered so far.
Will he actually like it?
He'll act embarrassed for about five seconds, then hang it where everyone can see it. It's the gift he'll keep bragging about.
What does he receive?
A printed certificate with his name and a gold foil seal, shipped within 24 hours, plus a high-res digital copy within hours of your order.
When will it arrive?
Printed certificates ship within 24 hours, and shipping is free. Delivery time depends on where it's headed.
What if I need it fast?
The digital copy lands in your inbox within hours, so you'll have something to give him on the day while the printed one is on its way.
The Registry Stands Behind Every Certificate
If it arrives damaged or with a mistake on it, email support@registeryourhands.com and we'll make it right.
He Already Thinks He's Dangerous.
Now he gets the paperwork.
Register His Hands – $89Printed ships in 24 hours · Free shipping